so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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