But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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