Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
