this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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