i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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