Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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