I need help removing her.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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