Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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