Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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