butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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