I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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