Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My feet surprised me
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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