Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Drake has all the answers
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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