please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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