Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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