Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Come see our sink grown plant.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
