Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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