do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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