so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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