That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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