I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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