I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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