I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
everyone is single if you try hard enough
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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