in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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