do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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