i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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