butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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