thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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