Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
