Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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