I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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