So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I am never drinking with the goths again.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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