break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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