from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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