I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Rumble strips road head = magical
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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