i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
