We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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