Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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