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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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