She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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