it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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