I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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