is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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