i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Someone signed my nipple.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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