I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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