i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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