so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i drank out of a bidet.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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