just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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