Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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