just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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