i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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