Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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