dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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