Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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