i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
the raccoons are back...
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